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Cathy de la Cruz's avatar

I was going to write something about climbing the fire escape at my old place to break into an empty apartment above to have sex with the person I was dating (in the dark, on weed gummies and we accidentally broke a chair in the process), or the time a graduate school maintenance employee was going through a hard emotional time and gave me the keys to his golf cart so I could run an errand for him (it was the best and only drive of my uninsured life across the University of California at San Diego campus), or the time I let a houseguest have a one night stand against my live-in boyfriend's wishes (we snuck him in and out and washed the sheets, but my partner still found out), or the time I looked through someone I was dating's phone (why was his password 6666?), or even the time I stole a pumpkin from a grocery store in my early 20s (I'm sorry Olympia, WA Safeway!) but according to a trusted friend, I break the most rules by speaking openly about having had cancer. I never even would have considered that rule-breaking, but I guess speaking about illness, body scars, and death is something that a lot of people still feel uncomfortable about. Not me apparently. It's true. It probably comes up when you Google me.

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Dale Eisman's avatar

As a high school senior and editor of the school newspaper, I got to read the administration's morning announcements over the school-wide intercom every Friday. The announcements frequently included directions to members of various clubs or teams to report to the gymnasium, the library, music room, or a particular classroom at the end of the school day or -- occasionally -- just after the announcements.

For the last Friday of the year, I made a list of a dozen or so fellow seniors and ordered them to "report to Room 329 immediately." There was no such room.

A couple of my victims, caught on to the ruse when they couldn't find the room. They tracked me down between classes and made a ruckus that attracted the attention of an assistant principal. I was promptly sentenced to an hour's after school detention.

Word of my crime and sentence spread rapidly. By the middle of the day, when I got to Algebra class, Mr. Boyer, our much-beloved teacher and a rebel-at-heart, began class by demanding that I stand and be recognized. He then led a round of applause.

I'm 74 now, and I don't know that I've ever been more proud,.

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